Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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