when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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