it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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