i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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