You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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