Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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