Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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