i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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