I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
its not stalking. its research.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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