Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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