I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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