Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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