Plan B is the new Plan A
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
