I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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