Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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