Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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