this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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