I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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