I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Life is so much better after having sex.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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