You're completely useless in the revolution.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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