Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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