I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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