brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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