doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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