Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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