Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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