You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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