I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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