that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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