If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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