I wish I could punch you in the face.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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