yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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