Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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