I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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