I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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