Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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