he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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