do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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