Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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