i may or may not be watching the land before time
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
