They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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