so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My balls are so social today.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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