He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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