OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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