Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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