remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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