that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm just crazy horny about you
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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