you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
