Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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