i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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