Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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