Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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