Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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